REASONS I DON'T LIKE VISITING RICH PEOPLE.

Question: "what would you like to drink...coffee, tea, fruit juice, milo, hot chocolate or soda?
A. Tea please

Q. Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea,honey bush tea,ice tea or green tea?
A. Ceylon tea please.
Q. How would you like it? Black or white?
A. White please.
Q. Milk, whitener or condensed milk?
A. Milk please.
Q. Milk from freezeland, or Afrikaaner cow?
A. Afrikaaner cow please.
Q. Warm or cold?
A. Warm please.
Q. Full cream, low fat or fat-free?
A. Ummmm..you know what, I'll rather take it black.
Q. Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
A. Sugar please.
Q. Beet sugar or cane sugar?
A. Cane sugar please.
Q. White, brown or yellow sugar?
A. Ok, just forget about the tea, I'll just have a glass of water instead.
Q. Mineral or still water?
A. Mineral water please.
Q. Flavored, non-flavored or spakling?
A. Hey, voetsek man, just get me water from the river...I don't wanna' know which river...and stop asking so many damn questions!!!